let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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