Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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