I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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