The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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