It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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