i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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