how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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