we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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