What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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