I forgot how hot balto sounded
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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