I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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