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i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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