ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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