I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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