Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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