the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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