he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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