i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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