i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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