I accidentally had phone sex last night
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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