That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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