Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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