Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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