your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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