have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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