garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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