the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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