these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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