We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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