Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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