how can u be prego again
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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