Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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