I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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