In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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