dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
