I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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