It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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