I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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