i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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