sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Don't make out with my wife yet
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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