just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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