I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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