drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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