If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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