dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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