You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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