I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Randomize
