youre lurking in front of me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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