what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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