Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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