There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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