so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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