so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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