how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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