You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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