I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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