census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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