I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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